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Okay, nevermind. I did a better one.

Please don't listen to this unless you're Ziv. Not that I can actually stop you, but I'd really appreciate it if you didn't.

The first one was really rambly and ridiculous and this one is much better. OKAY.

Yep.

Today I've made a very important decision that will change my life forever.

I am dropping out of school to become a vampire hunter. I'll be funding my operation mainly by hustling pool and running small cons. I'll travel the country in my Volkswagen Beetle chopping the heads off of all vampires and suspected vampires and anyone who sparkles in the sunlight...

I'm replacing the spare tire with an arsenal of weapons including machetes, revolvers with silver bullets, crosses, holy water, iron and wooden stakes, garlic, salt, etc.

It will be awesome.