“As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a god. I don’t think there is a god, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a god. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different god, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.”

— Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”

THIS.

Yep.

Herp.

Today I've made a very important decision that will change my life forever.

I am dropping out of school to become a vampire hunter. I'll be funding my operation mainly by hustling pool and running small cons. I'll travel the country in my Volkswagen Beetle chopping the heads off of all vampires and suspected vampires and anyone who sparkles in the sunlight...

I'm replacing the spare tire with an arsenal of weapons including machetes, revolvers with silver bullets, crosses, holy water, iron and wooden stakes, garlic, salt, etc.

It will be awesome.

Hanna Falk Cross from Hanna is Not a Boy's Name.

I bet you all thought I was going to say Jack Harkness... ಠ_ಠ


¬_¬ Him, too.

But no, Hanna, he's always getting into trouble and he's ADORABLE. I love his personality, the way he talks, everything. I think he's probably completely mad and I ADORE him for it. I would LOVE to spend a day with Hanna. Plus, I think we'd get along fairly well. I would probably follow him anywhere since there's a good chance it will be dangerous and exciting. I need a little more danger and excitement in my life... It's... I have a thing for hopelessly clumsy main characters. I attached to Hanna the first moment he appeared and I realized he was one of those. Never will he replace Jack Harkness in my heart, but he's rapidly becoming my second favorite fictional character ever.

And Jack... Hello? He's PRETTY! Do you need any more reason? Preferably post-The Doctor Dances, pre-Bad Wolf Jack, because he's so much happier and less immortal, but really, I'll take him either way. He's played by my HERO after all. He looks EXACTLY LIKE John Barrowman. WHAT OTHER REASON DO I NEED??? Hee. &hearts

So, I haven't written fanfiction for... three years at least. But I read it constantly. Either way, I was in math class today, and this just... hit me. A little bit rudely, too, and I ended up building an entire world in an hour and fifteen minutes. Kingdom Hearts meets Steampunk. Because it had to happen right. :)

Title: From None More Cynical
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Rating: PG (Maybe PG-13?)
Pairings/Characters: Axel/Roxas if you squint, and mentions of Cloud and Tifa
Words: 1,309
Summary: AU It was strange to see the Major out of uniform. He almost looked human and Roxas was finding it a lot more difficult to begrudge the soldier for kidnapping him when he didn’t look like a soldier.
A/N: Imagine the mid 19th and early 20th century industrial revolutions. Now, toss in some modern technology and the Kingdom Hearts characters… and a military conspiracy or two. That’s right, it’s a steampunk AU.

( therein lay the crux of his problem. )

FAIL.